sassyterrorist:

okay i remade everybody follow me http://santibronze.tumblr.com/

okay i remade everybody follow me http://santibronze.tumblr.com/

nicole-leigh:

sassyterrorist:

sassyterrorist:

so im watching gay porn and this black guy is getting head in his car and look at what he has in his car

like idek what that thing is hanging from the mirror but it looks fabulous~ 

omfg nicki minaj is playing in the background fdpgkffdhg

it’s a scented lei you dumbfuck

sassyterrorist:

so im watching gay porn and this black guy is getting head in his car and look at what he has in his car

like idek what that thing is hanging from the mirror but it looks fabulous~ 

omfg nicki minaj is playing in the background fdpgkffdhg

so im watching gay porn and this black guy is getting head in his car and look at what he has in his car

like idek what that thing is hanging from the mirror but it looks fabulous~ 

what if when someone says ‘im 2 followers away from next 100 promo me sdjfbskd’ they are not actually 2 followers away from their next hundred and they are just saying that to get more followers

h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

whoever is hoarding the url ‘thewankingdead’ i hope you get aids because i wanted that url 

roidescoeurs:

I’m so glad you just said “no homo” after complimenting me

I was real worried for a sec that I’d have to bend you over a counter and fuck you.

person: your mother just died
12 year old girls: o_O
person: your house was robbed and everything was taken
12 year old girls: o.o
person: get in my car, i'm going to brutally rape you, if you don't get in i will make you stab everyone you love
12 year old girl: O_o
person: i drowned your dog
12 year old girl: O_O

methroid:

when your son is sexually attracted to you #milfproblems