September 2012
sassyterrorist:
okay i remade everybody follow me http://santibronze.tumblr.com/
May 2012
okay i remade everybody follow me http://santibronze.tumblr.com/
nicole-leigh:
sassyterrorist:
sassyterrorist:
so im watching gay porn and this black guy is getting head in his car and look at what he has in his car
like idek what that thing is hanging from the mirror but it looks fabulous~
omfg nicki minaj is playing in the background fdpgkffdhg
it’s a scented lei you dumbfuck
sassyterrorist:
so im watching gay porn and this black guy is getting head in his car and look at what he has in his car
like idek what that thing is hanging from the mirror but it looks fabulous~
omfg nicki minaj is playing in the background fdpgkffdhg
so im watching gay porn and this black guy is getting head in his car and look at what he has in his car
like idek what that thing is hanging from the mirror but it looks fabulous~
what if when someone says ‘im 2 followers away from next 100 promo me sdjfbskd’ they are not actually 2 followers away from their next hundred and they are just saying that to get more followers
h0odrich:
mom: where are you going its almost midnight
me: out
Watch
whoever is hoarding the url ‘thewankingdead’ i hope you get aids because i wanted that url
roidescoeurs:
I’m so glad you just said “no homo” after complimenting me
I was real worried for a sec that I’d have to bend you over a counter and fuck you.
person: your mother just died
12 year old girls: o_O
person: your house was robbed and everything was taken
12 year old girls: o.o
person: get in my car, i'm going to brutally rape you, if you don't get in i will make you stab everyone you love
12 year old girl: O_o
person: i drowned your dog
12 year old girl: O_O
methroid:
when your son is sexually attracted to you #milfproblems
kanyewestvirginia:
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but now that you have read this you cannot stop i am a 13 year old girl from minnesota who was brutally murdered and if you do not repost this in .00043 seconds a clown will come in your room and attack you in your sleep with a chainsaw
crested ducks are the sassiest animals ever
partyintheusanus:
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT
it looks really angry i fear for whoever did this
microwavepizzaoven:
if you reblog my post and add a meme, i will find you. and i will look you in the eyes. and i will say “do not”. and then i will fly away.
dietchola:
people who still reblog long text posts as links
methroid:
ihaveanextremelylongurl:
methroid:
extremely long urls are unattractive
excuse me
receptionist: and what is your legal name?
me: lolcat roflcopter
me: my parents were meme bloggers
me: they met on tumblr.com
fapitalism:
sibling of meme blogger: *brutally murders parents*
meme blogger: this is why we cant have nice things!
carouselcarouser:
when someone you follow and admire follows you back
ok i changed my mind im not remaking because i know i will end up with like 12 followers and i would rather ghost note than have no followers
Here is a story about a jealous Elephant Shrew
freerobotfrost:
im clearing out my likes i feel as though im having a big spring clean or something
do you ever look at your follower count and think to yourself hmm i wonder what happened during that year
im on 1465 followers now and according to wikipedia Massive flooding in central and southern China motivated the initial construction of hundreds of new bridges under the Ming Dynasty in the year 1465
avrillavignechronicles:
avril lavigne is bisexual but she would never date a girl because that’s weird
when are the people at ben and jerrys going to announce a miranda cosgrove themed flavor
if i went on come dine with me i would spit in the food because they are all cunts
unfreshing:
watching the person you want to follow you reblog a post from someone who reblogged it from you
