May 25

okay i remade everybody follow me http://santibronze.tumblr.com/

but im keeping this blog open until i have seventy trillion followers on my other blog you may unfollow this blog now BUT ONLY IF YOU HAVE FOLLOWED THE OTHER ONE if you unfollow this blog without following sassyterrorist2 you will get cancer this girl tried it once and she got cancer and died so dont do it 

also if i was following you on this blog i am now following you on the other one okay bye 

May 23

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nicole-leigh:

sassyterrorist:

sassyterrorist:

so im watching gay porn and this black guy is getting head in his car and look at what he has in his car

like idek what that thing is hanging from the mirror but it looks fabulous~ 

omfg nicki minaj is playing in the background fdpgkffdhg

it’s a scented lei you dumbfuck

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sassyterrorist:

so im watching gay porn and this black guy is getting head in his car and look at what he has in his car

like idek what that thing is hanging from the mirror but it looks fabulous~ 

omfg nicki minaj is playing in the background fdpgkffdhg

so im watching gay porn and this black guy is getting head in his car and look at what he has in his car

like idek what that thing is hanging from the mirror but it looks fabulous~ 

what if when someone says ‘im 2 followers away from next 100 promo me sdjfbskd’ they are not actually 2 followers away from their next hundred and they are just saying that to get more followers

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h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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whoever is hoarding the url ‘thewankingdead’ i hope you get aids because i wanted that url 

roidescoeurs:

I’m so glad you just said “no homo” after complimenting me

I was real worried for a sec that I’d have to bend you over a counter and fuck you.

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• person: your mother just died
• 12 year old girls: o_O
• person: your house was robbed and everything was taken
• 12 year old girls: o.o
• person: get in my car, i'm going to brutally rape you, if you don't get in i will make you stab everyone you love
• 12 year old girl: O_o
• person: i drowned your dog
• 12 year old girl: O_O

methroid:

when your son is sexually attracted to you #milfproblems

kanyewestvirginia:

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but now that you have read this you cannot stop i am a 13 year old girl from minnesota who was brutally murdered and if you do not repost this in .00043 seconds a clown will come in your room and attack you in your sleep with a chainsaw

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